Why me?

I provide all of my own equipment and the appropriate licences. I just need the venue to provide a three pin plug socket. It's helpful if I can have access to the venue at least thirty minutes before the start time. 

I am able to travel anywhere although most of my work is in the South East of England. My fees are very affordable and I offer exceptional value. 

For details of my fees and charges just click HERE. 


Sleight of Handsome is a brand new show developed specifically for fringe events. It features lots of audience engagement, loads of surprises, potential mayhem and of course when members of the audience do get involved, absolutely anything can happen. Not only that, but I will be unleashing my personal views on charity muggers, customer satisfaction surveys, computer games and of course, maturity.

This is for adults only and may not be suitable for those easily offended.

For more information either call on 07872 613419 or email me at alanhaineslondon@yahoo.co.uk